its not speculative execution the CPU just gets bored from sitting around waiting on a conditional and starts stimming

Literally half of fedi:

Yo soy Transformer Quesitas Minibabybel

dear game devs, as an autistic girl with sensory issues pleeeeaaaassseeee add this feature into more games

educating oomf on dollposter etiquette

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petting robots is encouraged

robotcatgirl trying to sit in a box, discovering she does not fit, and disassembling herself so she does fit.

Perfect plates

We've had SNCF, we've had DB by https://social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc, now it's time for RATP telling you to leash your catgirl (with help from @iro_miya)

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fedi

robot girl constantly broadcasting a wifi network that's just named linksys with no password. is this anything

Microsoft enabled the notorious "Recall" with the last update (for Windows 11 only). It's part of the OS and can't be uninstalled. This software stores metadata about EVERYTHING that appears on your screen, including passwords/urls/images/videos/any messages you send or emails etc

To disable this gross spyware, run the following as admin on the command line:

Dism /Online /Disable-Feature
/Featurename:Recall

#Windows #Spyware #Recall #PrivacyAbuse

robotgirl who moves from europe to the US and has to get its power supply replaced to work at 120V

robotgirl who sporadically says random things out of uninitialised memory when in a low-power state (such as early stages of recharging)

no this isn't subposting any particular entity wdym /j

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