“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[Drone unit resuming from recharging sleep...]
[Drone status code: 099]

8098 :: Code 105 :: Statement:: Greetings

@ijomeli conversely, a gentle kiss that could have been a tcp 3-way handshake

this tcp 3-way handshake could've been a gentle kiss on the lips

An OrcID is just a doll UUID for academics send toot

Sur l’affaire de l’association de malfaiteurs de Bure

https://attaque.noblogs.org/post/2024/07/15/sur-laffaire-de-lassociation-de-malfaiteurs-de-bure/

@natalie want,,

ABAC
All Beings Are Cute

@ShadowJonathan

export GENDER=$(cat /dev/random)

BREAKING NEWS:
The C Programming Language announces "sink" variables, to "fix the damage float[s] have done to society"

@1 beeeeeeeeep

life hack: you can avoid all sorts of personal problems by not being a person

@pandouilla_roux

@1 ACK, beeeep blep bzzzt

Source: [ https://x.com/lyovpple/status/1796899572641398987?t=PXu0C4vZqtWzEEAr-0WRzw&s=19 ]

@1 ACK, :boop: ‼️

glad the new profile preview thinks that serial numbers are also important to show lol

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illegally obtaining a robot girl ROM, and modding it to run on home made shells/bodies