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robot who works as systems administrator (manages headmates of other plural robots).

@lilith @SharpLimefox beep boop

Current load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00 :'3

@SharpLimefox @lilith It's doing fine: load average: 0.00, 0.11, 0.18

How it started: “here’s the Home Assistant password, feel free to change things if you want.”

How it’s going:

i think i might have dozed off autopiloting my way thru minecraft

oops

but i have a lil robot guy now

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Bot assisted speedrun (the bot cuddles you)

giving the roomba headpats to let it know that it's doing a good job

#Unionize

Extremely valuable plug-in.

fuck robots

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D-sub connectors have gender

This one's gender is D-sub :3

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