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don't talk to me

the secretary on the phone: you say your cat has an eye infection. Which eye is it?

me, looking at my cat: it's obviously the right eye from my perspective but wait, it's actually reversed! so his right eye becomes his left eye! But is it???

the secretary: hum, ma'am, hello?

me, in the astral plane: I need to apply a 3D projection to put myself in my cat's paws I am my cat, meow I say. wow! I look so good from my cat point of view! no wonder I like to take lewd pictures from below

the secretary: it's either left or right

me: left one, left one!!! my left eye is definitely the scratchy one

the secretary: ... yours?

me: do I have anyappointment or what???

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Grown up dog food

History is important because sometimes I see "we shouldn't fund any science that doesn't have an obvious application that'll be profitable on a timescale of years" said without a shred of irony by journalists/tech bros/politicians/random internet denizens who don't realise that basically every component in the system that allowed them to put that shit-for-brains take on the internet is ultimately reliant on some theoretical physics a bunch of nerds did for the sheer joy of it over a century ago, which at the time seemed as esoteric and far removed from human applications as it gets, and whose funders died before seeing a return on investment from the world this understanding of our universe would build.

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I see

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it/its robotgirl that gets confused when someone says "fuck it" around it

"dude, read the room"

the room:

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i think about this image a lot

Unfortunate official username.

https://www.instagram.com/volkswagenitalia

#instagram #vw #volkswagen

be a threat to national security

sowwy about your cables, they were so tasty,,,