Mastodon, on a besoin de vous :

Notre clown de chat Kiwi a eu la bonne idee de monter dans la voiture de notre visiteuse du jour, la podcasteuse Opaline 😸

Il est donc a coté de Lorient.
Est ce quelqu'un fait Lorient Rennes demain et serait ok pour le ramener?

#Lorient #rennes #Bretagne #chat
Le repouet ramène potichat a la maison 😻

Edit : les bretons et Mastodon sont dans la place, normalement on a notre blabla -cat ( libre ) merci pour les RP 🥰🥰

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quebecois miku is best miku

source

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Good reminder that France is one of the rare countries in the world to have a declaration obligation when **importing** cryptography.

While one doesn’t need approval, it is critical to file an accurate declaration of the encryption system to the Cybersecurity agency ANSSI.

According to prosecutors, Telegram failed to accurately complete its declaration.

https://cyber.gouv.fr/faq-demande-dautorisation
https://hachyderm.io/@evacide/113029696954871293

Most mirrors of libgen are now down. Anna's Archive is fighting to keep the lights on.
https://annas-archive.org/

don't talk to me

the secretary on the phone: you say your cat has an eye infection. Which eye is it?

me, looking at my cat: it's obviously the right eye from my perspective but wait, it's actually reversed! so his right eye becomes his left eye! But is it???

the secretary: hum, ma'am, hello?

me, in the astral plane: I need to apply a 3D projection to put myself in my cat's paws I am my cat, meow I say. wow! I look so good from my cat point of view! no wonder I like to take lewd pictures from below

the secretary: it's either left or right

me: left one, left one!!! my left eye is definitely the scratchy one

the secretary: ... yours?

me: do I have anyappointment or what???

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Grown up dog food

History is important because sometimes I see "we shouldn't fund any science that doesn't have an obvious application that'll be profitable on a timescale of years" said without a shred of irony by journalists/tech bros/politicians/random internet denizens who don't realise that basically every component in the system that allowed them to put that shit-for-brains take on the internet is ultimately reliant on some theoretical physics a bunch of nerds did for the sheer joy of it over a century ago, which at the time seemed as esoteric and far removed from human applications as it gets, and whose funders died before seeing a return on investment from the world this understanding of our universe would build.

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