ET PARTOUT DANS LA RUE J'VEUX QU'ON PARLE DE MOI QUE LES FILLES SOIENT NUES QU'ELLES SE JETTENT SUR MOI
[Unit resuming from recharging sleep...]
[Status code: 099]
8098 :: Code 105 :: Statement:: Greetings
“my brother in christ” - old, boring
“my sister in satan” - new, interesting
however i introduce
“my sibling in the void” - unique, engaging, yet neutral
webpage with a prominent toggle, defaulted to on, labeled "Light Mode"
if you turn it off, your cursor begins constantly accelerating downwards and the label changes to "Heavy Mode"
Tails OS joins forces with Tor Project in merger
Et en français :
Le projet Tor et Tails, un système Linux dédié à la protection de la vie privée, unissent leurs forces pour renforcer la sécurité et la protection de la vie privée en ligne au niveau mondial
L'actualisation Pôle Emploi ouvre aujourd'hui ! https://actualisation.pole-emploi.fr
robot girl programmed to gain a restraint every time it looses at a game.
whoops lost twister, leg function locked.
lost street fighter, arm function locked
it blushed, all commands are now sudo'ed
it blushed again, added invisible collar.
it blushed again, lost sudo privlages.
it blushed again, owner set to oppenent name.
it blushed again, sensitivity increasted by 10%
it blushed again, it blushed again, it blushed again itblushed again-
oh what a mess it's become. so so sad /s
we should play this game again sometime.
removing one of it's sensory inputs every time it loses at games, till there's only touch left :3 :3
robot girl that sounds like a YTP cuz she can only communicate by remixing your meme folders videos.
"hey kan! you pass tha! sus!!"
>go to a drone kink meet
>"IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS."
>seewhathappens.webp
cute robots on the fedi timeline? it's more likely than one thinks!!