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⛧-440729 [sophie] 
sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
kink, what
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pishock coupled to grafana and uptimekuma alerts
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Manzathoenix
mztx@forcefemm.ing
re: kink, what
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@sophie
"our systems have 99.99% uptime"
-bland
-overused
-corporate
"every time a server goes down, we zap our sysadmins"
-powerful
-eye-catching
-does not commit to a number
"our systems have 99.99% uptime"
-bland
-overused
-corporate
"every time a server goes down, we zap our sysadmins"
-powerful
-eye-catching
-does not commit to a number
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Mæve Nyx Celeste Io ∊ Δ 🏳️⚧️
maeve@eldritch.cafe
re: kink, what
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@sophie openshock has an API, just saying ;)
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⛧-440729 [sophie]
sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
re: kink, what
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@maeve hehe good to know. this one will need to try that out as soon as it actually receives its pishock 
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